Tuesday was like any other day for Rush Limbaugh – the face (and one could say the robust body) of The Republican Party. He grabbed his hard hat and lunch pale and headed off to the salt mines. He spent the day having respectful, intelligent, and useful exchanges with his listeners. He had his favorite lunch (the fresh kidneys of small children drizzled with the blood of a poor gay – both grass-fed and organic).
After a long and productive day, Rush sat down to dinner with his cherished 4th wife Kathryn. He shared, at length, his total shock and utter astonishment at the gay community’s ceaseless focus on marriage and their resulting wicked attempts at subverting the sanctity of the entire institution.
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Go Rush!
Someone should stick an apple in the fat pig mouth!
Hey now….Rush is a sweet heart.
Limbaugh is NOT running for president, but it’s open-minded Liberals that like to box-in a personality and then throw softballs at them. You listen and read more about Limbaugh than I could stomach, and I’m a [r]epublican. Have at him.
Always bashing anything right!! Why don’t you guys post the crap Libs spew?
I know gay couples who’ve been together for 20+ years. Rush changes wives & clearly doesn’t respect his vows & honors the commitment part. You need to fade away along with all of the gay bashers!
Amazing – latinos that in the US as 1st, 2nd or 3rd even 4th generations supporting the right wing agenda… How PATHETIC is that?? Must be a religion thing… Sad.
Ruben they think we are simple minded with out of date view points. Rush is over the top just like others on the Left…….wait why dont they show any Idiots from the Left?
Wow so i am dated because i have faith ? ….awesome…..winning.
He is on his 4th marriage? I guess he is the one obsessed with marriage. Try to make yours work!
Forth wife? What a joke..He obviously is expect on what marriage is all about!(;
Whata an A$$, I mean, Whata Fat A$$!
he is SUCH a jerk!!!
LMAO!
…but your views are outdated. How’s that “Global Military Presence and Borrowing to Pay for it” policy going? I can’t even agree on the Conservative stance on marriage when we heteros have demonstrated how sacred marriage is by keeping divorce at 49-51% in this country.
If people like Fatass hadn’t been married multiple times, then maybe I’d take their opinion a little more seriously.
This guy is a total JERK! How do people listen 2 him!
I’m certainly NOT saying Faith is a dated or anything bad – but the right wing agenda bulks together faith, environmental sacrifice for the sake ok profit, a total lack of business oversight (and they encourage it), and an overbearing amount of ethnocentricity (where if you aint white, you aint right) – how exactly does GOD fit in to the last 3 items… And they say us liberals are godless…
So far we know that there are at least 4 Crazy people in this country!!!
sorry, he makes 5…!!!
4 wives………. How is that a “holy matrimony” Seems like people bash on gay marriage to make up for THEIR OWN SINS. And faith and hypocritical judgement are two different things, don’t sound so ignorant.
And this is coming from the save guy who called a young woman a prostitute , David tell me is that what faith means to you…
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Well look at all of you tolerant liberals talk. I thought you dudes were all for divorce as a modern life style choice and accepting fat people but when you don’t like the person’s politics you hound him causes he’s been married 4 times and he’s big. And how can you prove Rush ever said that to his wife?
To me faith is about showing it. if people need food….feed them. need clothes get them some. to show the Love that Jesus said to.
I dont stand by right or left. the people in power dont share my views.
Rush pushes what he needs to fuel his god…..money.
I get upset when right sided christians get lumped in with Rush.
LMAO . Anyone who listens to Rush has mierda en la cabeza.