Sara Palin invited El Guapo into her Wasila, Alaska, home Monday morning and pointed to the magic window that she is excited to share with the world.
“Sometimes I drink my coffee and look through here, and I see countless nations prancing and running there, dontyaknow. People run around like the Hunger Games, and at the end of each competition, national anthems are played — then some funny looking flags are waved. The whole thing is quite fascinating, and this rogue, maverick, mama grizzly has her pulse on the international scene.”
Some speculate that Palin may be showcasing her new international experience in hopes of shoring up support for another dip into national politics.
She can still see Russia from her front door, she’ll have you know.
Your handsome and humble servant,