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Mitt Romney declares Mexican citizenship, eats at local Taco Bell

photo by tripin

In a move that surprised GOP stalwarts, Governor and Republican nominee candidate Mitt Romney has filed for his Mexican citizenship on Wednesday, citing the move as a way to get in contact with his ‘Latino roots’. Romney is able to do this because his father, George Romney, was born into an American Mormon colony in Read More

Cure found for Mamitis!

Mamitis

Wives and girlfriends are rejoicing around the world as the cure for mamitis has finally been discovered. Mamitis, which is the over-the-top, eye-rolling, just-cut-the-umbilical-cord-already relationship between a mother and son, has long been a nuisance to women married to or dating men suffering from this debilitating disease. Scientists have been working on the cure for Read More

Jersey Shore baby

Bottle Martini

The moment that the news of a Jersey Shore pregnancy was announced, Being Latino sent out an investigative news team to bring you the undercover scoop. As with any other hard hitting news story, there is more than meets the eye. Initial reports indicated that “The Situation” was not pleased with the announcement. Witnesses have Read More

‘Porto Rico’ to become 51st state

Puerto Rico

On March 29, after barely winning a 60-40 vote in the Senate, a bill introduced by House Republicans was passed by Congress that grants probationary statehood to the island of Puerto Rico. Cheers on the island quickly turned to outrage, however, as Puerto Ricans began learning about the actual terms of their new status. Taking Read More

Frustrated Johan Santana to New York Mets: “Why are we even trying?”

photo by hisks

Port St. Lucie, Florida – After completing a standard bullpen session this past Thursday, New York Mets pitcher Johan Santana removed his glove and tossed it dramatically to the ground, startling first baseman Ike Davis and catcher Josh Thole. “Why are we even doing this, guys?” said Santana, as he walked back into the clubhouse. Read More