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New Race War: Latinos Vs. Asians

De la hoya vs Pacquiao

The Pew Research Center released data showing that Latinos are no longer the largest group of new immigrants to The United States. The title now belongs to Asians. Well played, Asians. Well played. (While you can’t see this, I’m currently giving you an ironic standing ovation, complete with a deliberate slow clap.) The game, however, is far from Read More

“Fathers’” Day? … May the odds be ever in your favor

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You a father? If so, your big day is coming up. Dinner plans are being made. The finger paints are out. You can hear the ugly ties and BBQ equipment being wrapped poorly by tiny hands with still-developing fine motor skills. Glitter is strewn about the kitchen like the aftermath of a grisly triple Twilight-vampire murder scene. Read More

Help spread the C.L.A.P.(Conservative Latino Alliance for Prosperity)

Monopoly money man

The C.L.A.P. (Conservative Latino Alliance for Prosperity) is holding it’s Annual Membership Drive throughout the month of June. The C.L.A.P. (Conservative Latino Alliance for Prosperity) was founded in 1912 and is the oldest Conservative Latino organization in the nation. For 100 years, we’ve worked tirelessly to return the country to core conservative principles and specifically to bring together conservative Latinos Read More

“Gays’ obsession with marriage is just pitiful” Limbaugh tells his fourth wife

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Tuesday was like any other day for Rush Limbaugh – the face (and one could say the robust body) of The Republican Party. He grabbed his hard hat and lunch pale and headed off to the salt mines. He spent the day having respectful, intelligent, and useful exchanges with his listeners. He had his favorite Read More

El Guapo’s News from the future

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While science fiction has forever teased us with the possibility of time travel – via DeLorean, phone booth, hot tub, black/worm hole, an array of doors/portals, and, my personal favorite, character just getting clonked on the head – we have been left with exactly nothing to show for it. Until now. This week the Science Read More

Study concludes: explosive diarrhea, leprosy, and gonorrhea more desirable than Mitt Romney

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The Daily Refried Research Team, armed with clip boards, number two pencils, a dozen rotary phones, and 108 available hours of AOL dial-up internet, conducted an extensive study to determine the electability of Mitt Romney. The findings were startling to say the least. Participants were given pairs of things (scenarios, objects, medical conditions, etc.) generally Read More

Puerto Ricans upset that Romney kept trying to hand everyone his car keys

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Mitt Romney and Ricardo Santorum continued their forbidden dance for the Republican presidential nomination as each recently spent time trying to convince Puerto Ricans that he was the least despicable option. During their time on the island, both candidates worked tirelessly to leave a lasting impression. According to many, Romney seemed to have been more Read More

Love, sinverguenza style

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If there’s one thing that sin- and someverguenzas share, is the basic human need for love and affection. Of course, these two groups’ take on love and all “related topics” could not be more different. Here, El Guapo generously applies the hand sanitizer and puts on the latex gloves to explore the sinverguenza world of Read More

Latino Social Media Don’ts

An extensive new study funded and conducted by The Daily Refried research department has unearthed some revealing facts about Latinos, technology, the internet, the blogosphere, and social media. First, after some digging we discovered that contrary to popular belief, Latinos were early adopters when it came to social media, and, in fact, may have been Read More