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“Gays’ obsession with marriage is just pitiful” Limbaugh tells his fourth wife

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Tuesday was like any other day for Rush Limbaugh – the face (and one could say the robust body) of The Republican Party. He grabbed his hard hat and lunch pale and headed off to the salt mines. He spent the day having respectful, intelligent, and useful exchanges with his listeners. He had his favorite Read More

How to throw the best Cinco de Mayo Party ever [video]

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What are the requirements of a Cinco de Mayo party? Salsa, tequila, your American friends? Find out with this  instructional video from Mun2:

El Guapo’s News from the future

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While science fiction has forever teased us with the possibility of time travel – via DeLorean, phone booth, hot tub, black/worm hole, an array of doors/portals, and, my personal favorite, character just getting clonked on the head – we have been left with exactly nothing to show for it. Until now. This week the Science Read More

An early April Fool’s on Being Latino? You don’t say!

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Okay! So we realize that today is NOT April Fool’s Day, but in our defense, we rarely publish over the weekend and we really, really, really wanted to play a prank on you. Seems like mission accomplished and we here at Being Latino headquarters (our respective laptops) are cyber high-fiving and fist-bumping each other for Read More

Mitt Romney declares Mexican citizenship, eats at local Taco Bell

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In a move that surprised GOP stalwarts, Governor and Republican nominee candidate Mitt Romney has filed for his Mexican citizenship on Wednesday, citing the move as a way to get in contact with his ‘Latino roots’. Romney is able to do this because his father, George Romney, was born into an American Mormon colony in Read More

Cure found for Mamitis!

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Wives and girlfriends are rejoicing around the world as the cure for mamitis has finally been discovered. Mamitis, which is the over-the-top, eye-rolling, just-cut-the-umbilical-cord-already relationship between a mother and son, has long been a nuisance to women married to or dating men suffering from this debilitating disease. Scientists have been working on the cure for Read More

Jersey Shore baby

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The moment that the news of a Jersey Shore pregnancy was announced, Being Latino sent out an investigative news team to bring you the undercover scoop. As with any other hard hitting news story, there is more than meets the eye. Initial reports indicated that “The Situation” was not pleased with the announcement. Witnesses have Read More

‘Porto Rico’ to become 51st state

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On March 29, after barely winning a 60-40 vote in the Senate, a bill introduced by House Republicans was passed by Congress that grants probationary statehood to the island of Puerto Rico. Cheers on the island quickly turned to outrage, however, as Puerto Ricans began learning about the actual terms of their new status. Taking Read More

Frustrated Johan Santana to New York Mets: “Why are we even trying?”

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Port St. Lucie, Florida – After completing a standard bullpen session this past Thursday, New York Mets pitcher Johan Santana removed his glove and tossed it dramatically to the ground, startling first baseman Ike Davis and catcher Josh Thole. “Why are we even doing this, guys?” said Santana, as he walked back into the clubhouse. Read More

Ground control to Major Juan (Espace Oddity): Ode to Astronaut José Hernández [video]

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Our friends at Pocho have done it again, created another great music video. This time: “Astronaut José Hernández is not getting much love from the GOP. Party lawyers insist the Democratic candidate for U.S. Congress needs to show his space papers before he can call himself an “astronaut.” MR. POCHO doesn’t play that. He commissioned this song and Read More