Sara Palin invited El Guapo into her Wasila, Alaska, home Monday morning and pointed to the magic window that she is excited to share with the world. “Sometimes I drink my coffee and look through here, and I see countless nations prancing and running there, dontyaknow. People run around like the Hunger Games, and at Read More
Douchebag vaccine provides little solace to those already afflicted
07/18/2012 By 3 Comments
“It sounds great, but what about those of us who already have an advanced case?” responded one anonymous douchebag while simultaneously texting his friend and blasting the newest dub step club hit. Researchers at University of Phoenix say that they might be one step closer to eliminating douchiness altogether. After inoculating the offspring of douchebag lab Read More
New Race War: Latinos Vs. Asians
07/02/2012 By 8 Comments
The Pew Research Center released data showing that Latinos are no longer the largest group of new immigrants to The United States. The title now belongs to Asians. Well played, Asians. Well played. (While you can’t see this, I’m currently giving you an ironic standing ovation, complete with a deliberate slow clap.) The game, however, is far from Read More
“Fathers’” Day? … May the odds be ever in your favor
06/15/2012 By 3 Comments
You a father? If so, your big day is coming up. Dinner plans are being made. The finger paints are out. You can hear the ugly ties and BBQ equipment being wrapped poorly by tiny hands with still-developing fine motor skills. Glitter is strewn about the kitchen like the aftermath of a grisly triple Twilight-vampire murder scene. Read More
Help spread the C.L.A.P.(Conservative Latino Alliance for Prosperity)
06/12/2012 By 18 Comments
The C.L.A.P. (Conservative Latino Alliance for Prosperity) is holding it’s Annual Membership Drive throughout the month of June. The C.L.A.P. (Conservative Latino Alliance for Prosperity) was founded in 1912 and is the oldest Conservative Latino organization in the nation. For 100 years, we’ve worked tirelessly to return the country to core conservative principles and specifically to bring together conservative Latinos Read More